|Umm excuse me threesomes are dirty!|
|Look at my pictures you liar!|
I'M IN MIAMI!!
The premiere starts with Joanna bouncing off a private jet in sexy heals & hops into Lea's fancy car, air kisses & off to be dropped at an expensive car dealership where her statuesque fiance Romain is waiting with keys dangling from his man hands. They speed off into the sunset in her new wheels.
Alexia, Anna, Lisa & Marysol are at a fashion show waiting for the fashionably late Adriana. As Lisa & Anna are starting to battle, Adriana shows up & saves the day. Attention is turned to her when Lisa confronts her about the secret 5 year marriage to her french man (Fred-Frederick-whatever his name is). She apparently planned to marry him after 5 minutes of dating, her son got upset & then Fred called off the wedding after they had already obtained a legal marriage license. I guess she forgot about that. This coincidentally seems to be 1/3 of the fuel for Adriana & Lea's lapse in friendship. I think the majority of it is because Lea gave Adriana a ton of money thinking she was a single mom. Opps!
Alexia's son Frankie was in a horrific accident last year & he was only in an episode or 2. It was nice to see all the progress he's made. He clearly doesn't have a filter as to what rolls off his tongue but it's pretty cute. Her other son Peter is having problems dealing with Frankie's accident & has since had a hard time finding his way in life.
Lisa invites all the ladies to her house for drinks (never a good idea) & apps so Lea & Adriana can work on getting the friendship back up to par. Lea bails so Joanna takes the lead & begins to fight with Adriana. Voices are rising & then Marysol starts speaking another language & cries out that the beloved Elsa is in the hospital...I can think of some comments right now but I feel like that would be kicking her while she's down...so everyone is grasping their hearts & feeling sad & realizes that there are awful things happening in the world so lets no fight over such silliness. Everyone is friend's now. Except for Lea.